Sunburn is gooood.

Back from vacay...Mets look good.

Come on Rummy, for reals?

You live in a huge college town in Kansas and you're complaining about the noise and parties? Maybe you should not have moved there in the first place. [LJ]

It's kind of odd realizing that the guy you used to watch on the news is dead, Peter Jennings notwithstanding, I can remember watching the 6:00 news way before Bill Ritter ever took over, and seeing Mr. Beutel (now I'm sounding like that Times article) doing the news.
Good luck and be well, Bill. [also WABC and NYT]

Quick hits

Oh so now we decided it's not a good idea to go to war? Interesting idea, Dubya.

Why did you have to go Sweet Sandy? We miss your little white bib type thing....oh and your vote to save Roe.

You're 17. You need your nipples pierced, why?

So Besttttttttttttttttttt.

I wanna go....

"A contract of wifely expectations." I don't even know what to say. Cool? Insane? Absurd? All of the above? What actually went through this man's head when he decided to write this?

No buzz for Oragami.


Vacation for Spring Training in St. Lucie .... Back in a week

Best News of the Day

Pedro throws 62 pitches and will face batters soon. Holler. I hope I get to see him next week.

Busy Hump Day

No shit?! Kids get drunk and have sex on Spring Break. I had no idea.

What can you get for $241,000 at Scores? Seriously. Was anyone not in the VIP room that night?

People are dumb and gullible. See item number 1.

Barry juiced? This is news?! An update after I read SI. I really also just writing like "The Cream" and "The Clear."

I'm getting into the World Baseball Classic. All along I have been saying I'm not going to root for the US - frankly I hate A-Rod and Jeter and now Damon - and would love to see the DR or Cuba win. What does the US of A do today? Lose. TO CANADA - IN BASEBALL. 8-6. Way to go, fellas.

So hot.

She's hot - no kidding, and because her name even sounds like Melania, I'd date her, too.

If only Vermont mattered...

Finally.........

Lindsay's Boob Redux. Not too shabby.

And supposedly, a very NSFW shot of Bobby Bowden's granddaughter - student at Clemson and sideline reporter for Fox [TotallyCrap-NSFW].

Howard promotes Sirius on CBS; CBS 4Q tanks; Howard gets sued; Howard talks about it and holds a press conference; Matt Drudge obssesses about it. The world still rotates on its axis.

No shit, teenage girls live on Diet Coke?

Tyra Banks has no common sense [CNN-Video].

Wahhhh, my private school college counselor isn't good enough to my dumb kid into an Ivy. Wahhhh, i have to hire a college consultant to get my moron kid into a good school [CNN].

Hey, has MySpace been in the news lately or something? Stop reporting "protect your kids" stories, idiots.

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