Lightning Round

Hottie 22-yr old LPGA golfer Natalie Gulbis blows it, again. Gulbis used to date Ben Rothlisberger; guess that crashing and burning rubbed off. Bah-dong-cha.

In Adam Rubin's Mets minor league report, he reports that Lastings Milledge, since returning to the minors has twice been denied first base after getting hit on his Bondsesque elbow armor.

I'm afraid of her.

Because, really, there are comfortable days in the ICU for a horse.

Dear Internet, no one gives a shit.

Actually, Dakota, that would be illegal.

Let's All Get Smarter

In his weekly radio address, President Bush encouraged Congress to increase spending on basic research in the sciences. Basic stuff, ya know, like 10th grade chem class - stuff the President can really grasp. God forbid we get funding to advanced scientific research endeavors - no, not AP Bio - but the stuff that matters in the next 10 years - stem cell research.

World Cup Rant

So I don't want to get off on a Mushnick-like rant here, but here are my World Cup peeves.
Teams are sides. Dumb.
The field is a pitch. Stupid.
The extra players on the sidelines have to wear these bibs - like we're playing intramural basketball in middle school and no one really wanted to go shirts vs. skins. Dumb, again.


Oh and about that article at the top in the Post, I've got no problem with the LPGA girls looking like Natalie Gulbis. FHM is here.