Damn you perverted dads...

Via Deadspin, the Detroit Pistons cheerleaders team calendar has apparently pissed off a few uptight, prudish Michigan moms, namely The American Decency Organization. Well after you ask why these cheerleaders were doing a nude calendar - oh wait?! they were in bikinis - something you can see at any beach, pool, or backyard? As crazy as the slipery slope they claim is- prostitution is the next step, natch - what about the slipery slope the royal we is heading down taking away my right to look at a girl whose goodies are covered in just three small triangles of singly-lined nylon? While this movement has little momentum, and frankly no merit, just add them to the list of right-wing wackjobs trying to take away your rights to ogle hot broads.

In a lighter cheerleader note, please observe the cheerleader in this photo. Celebrating a USC score, of course, but no. Look closely and you see that Texas is the team scoring on this play in the 2006 Rose Bowl. I think that our blonde brainiac is none other than Natalie, who describes herself as "authentic." Also note that her mom and sister were USC Song Girls (PLEASE don't call them cheerleaders), so we can't help but deduce that she was just a legacy admit to the most famous cheering corps this side of Big D. [Via DeadSpin]