As Someone Once Yelled to Me at Yankee Stadium, "Piazza's a Fag"

Former Mets catcher/future hall of famer Mike Piazza contacted the Yanks to see if they wanted him. No go from the Evil Empire across the TriBoro.

!Breaking:: ESPN reported on the 6PM SportsCenter that the Phillies may be interested in Mike as a complement to Mike Lieberthal and when Ryan Howard needs days off, which is when any left-handed pitcher is throwing that day. Piazza is originally from the Philly area, but I can assure you that if he makes the trip down the Jersey Turnpike, he won't be well-received on a return to Shea. Go to the Angels, Mike; I don't want to see you anymore.