Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

You have seen the random list of Chuck Norris facts everywhere from collegehumor to your inbox to your friends' away messages (and frankly, if you haven't where the hell have you been?). Page Six is reporting that the Man himself has finally responded to the published facts on his offical website. Without further delay, here it is. The best part is not attempt to market his books, both fiction and non-fiction (what a versitile writer "Law and Order" is), but instead the fact that he needed to point out that he wasn't taking these things seriously. Oh thanks, Chuck, we really thought you were. Amazingly, all week the news outlets had been publishing stories on this phenomenon like it wasn't a huge joke. Good for the kid who plans to make a ton of money off people's idiocy. Am I the only one not taking crazy pills?!