America's Weekend Magazine?

Apparently, Time's ugly stepsister, LIFE, reincarnated as a weekend magazine after everyone decided they would rather look at stalker-azzi photos of Brangelina and Brit-Brit and K-Fed than landscapes. LIFE has Heather Graham on its cover this week, touting her new show, Emily's Reasons Why Not. Problem is however, that Felicity Shagwell's show was cancelled after one show due abysmal ratings and the lack of general interest in a role where she doesn't show her fantastic Rollergirl boobs. [LIFE]