Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy

Guess what? Kids have sex. Even kids who take virginity pledges, oh well - guess that was bullshit anyway. A recent study by the fine folks up in Cambridge has discovered that most (a majority!) - 52% - who take an abstinance pledge disavowed it within a year. In fact, 73% denied they even took the oaths. I guess that shit's not working well.