The Greatest Accomplishment in 6+ Years, Thus Far

The President, in a interview conducted in Germany over the weekend, detailed the proudest moment of his administration. What was it, you ask? Not winning a second term, not "winning" the war in Iraq, but instead it was:

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-pound perch in my lake,"

The proudest moment of the most powerful man in the world was catching a fucking fish in his own stocked lake. Not coincidentally, the ole approval ratings of Mr. Prez have hit a new low.